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Post subject: Weird Stories Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:11 pm |
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Joined: Sun May 29, 2005 5:02 pm Posts: 3114 Location: Ridderkerk, the Netherlands
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Here you can post the weirdest things that happened to you, a friend or relative. It may be really happened, it may be a self thought... I don't care. Jokes are also welcome.
What happened to me last evening:
I was in the local pub, talking to some friends, and suddenly a man came in, with a bloody nose, and a fierce one too! I gave him a handkerchief to stop the bleeding, and I asked:
"How did you get that bloody nose?"
What do you think what he said?
"I had to fight for it!"
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:50 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:43 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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Where?
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:37 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:50 am |
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Martian War Lord |
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Anyway, I was one day in Amsterdam, and there I saw somewhere a man, lying exactly next to the sidewalk on the street! That's really strange huh? So I walked up to the man, and I said: "Hey, What are you doing there, lying on the street?" And then that guy said: "Well, I found a parking place to park the car, now my wife is actually BUYING a car!"
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:25 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:16 am |
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Martian War Lord |
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And later I went to the butcher's to buy a rumpsteak, but it was tough! It was so tough I could use it as a shoesole! But I haven't done that. I tried to though, but I couldn't get the nails through it!
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:19 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:00 pm Posts: 2870 Location: Liverpool, UK
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Bah bah black sheap April diamond spheres, Rigsby, Rigsby, Eight sided Pears.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:01 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:09 am |
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Martian War Lord |
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Here's a joke: It's green, and it doesn't weigh a thing!
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:13 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:00 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:08 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:09 am |
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I don't know A trash can covered in blood?
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:35 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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May I Lonesome?
A newspaper!
Tee Hee.
Bah bah black sheap April diamond spheres, Rigsby, Rigsby, Eight sided Pears.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:52 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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That was a good one! A friend of mine has some troubles though. He told me that his brother thinks he's a dog! He's been like it since he was a puppy.
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:29 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:36 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:12 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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The father of my friend used to work by the Navy, to be precise, he was in the submarines, but he has been fired directly yesterday. Wanna know what he did?
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:51 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:15 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
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He was fired, because he slept with the window open!
(And you know what can cause it to a submarine )
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