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Leper Messiah
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:07 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:24 pm Posts: 467
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nothing can stop them! an army of cockroaches is marching up the coridoor in my halls of residence! all efforts to stop them are doomed! anyone got any ideas for halting this unstoppable enemy short of nuking the building?
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Martian Myster The New Ma
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:50 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:59 am Posts: 188 Location: Bite my Martian ASS!!!
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Leper Messiah wrote: nothing can stop them! an army of cockroaches is marching up the coridoor in my halls of residence! all efforts to stop them are doomed! anyone got any ideas for halting this unstoppable enemy short of nuking the building
Aerosol and lighter normally burns their little feet of and they can no longer go anywhere.
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Leper Messiah
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:00 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:24 pm Posts: 467
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ah yes but the blighters need to be killed en masse - kill one and three more spawn to replace it.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:37 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:00 pm Posts: 2870 Location: Liverpool, UK
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Nuking would be a bad idea. Cockroaches are one of the only animals that would proberbly survive a nuclear war. <br />They are one of the most modern insect groups. They can survive without their heads and still mate headless and lay eggs. They have back up brains in their legs.<br />They are notoriously hard to remove from buildings. If you stand on a female she'll quickly lay eggs.<br />Pest controle will use poisons but it will take time.<br />I suggest you grow to love them and study them as a man studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. They are incredible survivors and adapters.
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Jon T
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 7:56 pm |
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Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:31 pm Posts: 62 Location: UK
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nice WOTW link there loz.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:51 am |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:31 pm Posts: 3365 Location: N.Humberside.UK
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Leper Messiah
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:21 am |
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Tripod King |
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:24 pm Posts: 467
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i cant get along with these creatures, theyre the enemy.
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Martian Myster The New Ma
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:43 am |
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Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:59 am Posts: 188 Location: Bite my Martian ASS!!!
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Go here dude, this should tell you all you need to know.<br /><br />Groovy baby yeah <br /><br /> :smoking: <br /><a href='http://www.pestweb.com/ipca/cockroaches.html' target='_blank'>CLICK HERE TO VIEW COCKROACH THINGY</a>
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The Improved Trog
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:30 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:26 pm Posts: 114 Location: Schwäden :P
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Tell me if they begin using sticks.<br /><br />Flamethrowers are fun, but you cant use them in wooden buildings though...<br /><br />If you have a neighbor on the other side the wall, small tunnels could make it a shared pain. Small holes in the wall made with a knife wont be noticed by the neighbor.<br /><br />Strychnine (I think thats the english word) is a fun poison. Its victim's every muscle is stretched to the limit, leaving them with a morbid grin. I wonder if it works on bugs? The result would be hilarious...
How to make a tripod:
1. Take a small wooden toy wheel (cheap in hobby stores)
2. Take three nails.
3. Figure the rest out yourself.
Pretty crazy.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:29 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:31 pm Posts: 3365 Location: N.Humberside.UK
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The Improved Trog
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 12:39 pm |
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Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:26 pm Posts: 114 Location: Schwäden :P
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Lonesome Crow wrote: All I got was 'The page cannot be displayed' :blink: anyone else get anything?
I can. If you want to know stuff I may copy it to this forum.
How to make a tripod:
1. Take a small wooden toy wheel (cheap in hobby stores)
2. Take three nails.
3. Figure the rest out yourself.
Pretty crazy.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 8:23 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:31 pm Posts: 3365 Location: N.Humberside.UK
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McTodd
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 11:28 pm |
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Joined: Mon Feb 21, 2005 3:11 pm Posts: 252 Location: Londoon, UK
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Move.<br /><br />Do not attempt to stay and beat the cockroaches in some misguided attempt to demonstrate Man's superiority over all the things that creepeth upon the Earth.<br /><br />Admit defeat, abase yourself, indulge in a paroxysm of autoflagellation, and concede the utter failure of your pathetic efforts against the cockroach, admit, nay proclaim loudly from the highest point atop your benighted halls of residence, that you are therefore its physical and, by implication, moral inferior. Allow your hubristic human pride to be as dust in the face of a superior adversary, pay homage to them, and depart gracefully leaving them many sweetmeats and morsels of goodness.<br /><br />Only then will you find inner peace.
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The Improved Trog
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:59 am |
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Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:26 pm Posts: 114 Location: Schwäden :P
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Wasnt there a movie about invading cockroaches... Uhm, how was the ending? Wait, didnt the main character kill himself or something??!!
How to make a tripod:
1. Take a small wooden toy wheel (cheap in hobby stores)
2. Take three nails.
3. Figure the rest out yourself.
Pretty crazy.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:49 pm |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:00 pm Posts: 2870 Location: Liverpool, UK
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Any way, God in his wisdom may have sent these cockroaches to gobble up all the bits of you that keep falling off. Seeing is how you is a lepper an all that malarky.
Bah bah black sheap April diamond spheres, Rigsby, Rigsby, Eight sided Pears.
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Leper Messiah
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:56 pm |
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Tripod King |
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:24 pm Posts: 467
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dear oh dear, another misunderstanding! i think ill have to sort out this Leper Messiah name business once and for all. To the new topic button!
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:44 am |
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Martian War Lord |
Joined: Sun Feb 13, 2005 10:00 pm Posts: 2870 Location: Liverpool, UK
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Loz wrote: Any way, God in his wisdom may have sent these cockroaches to gobble up all the bits of you that keep falling off. Seeing is how you is a lepper an all that malarky.
Kinda meant to be a joke. Kinda know you not really suffering from leprosy even though your user name is Lepper Messiah. No need to explain.
Bah bah black sheap April diamond spheres, Rigsby, Rigsby, Eight sided Pears.
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