Eve Of The War

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Author:  Loz [ Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Sightings

I was in the pub the other day, a local of mine and I couldn't help overhearing, some people who had just returned from a holiday abroad.
Central America someplace, and one of them swore blind he'd seen The Curate buying a hot dog from a stand at a fate.
"It was definatley him." He said, "He'd put on a bit of weight and his hair seemed lighter, but it was definately him."
I would have let this go, but two days earlier I overheard a couple on the bus say that a friend of theirs had been passing through Toronto in Canada, and they had seen him resqueing a cat from a burning tree. Same descrpition about the weight and the hair, and they couldn't be sure about this but they thought he might have been with Elvis.
Has anyone else heard of any sightings of the lost prophet?
Have you seen the Curate yourself?
Is there a conspiracy to cover it all up?

Author:  The Improved Trog [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:04 pm ]
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Heh, you know nothing! :P

The Curate knew too much- he knew that Spielberg where behind assassination attempts on Hines, so the SSM (Stephen Spielberg Minions) tried to hunt him down and kill him, but however he has been traveling around the world with the SSM in his heels all the time. However, what they didnt know Im going to tell you...

The Curate is the prophet of the forthcoming reincarnation of the HG Wells. He will bring us salvation if he gets time between the running to see both WOTW films this year, so that good wins and Israel...Uhm... all WOTW fans will be free from the dictation of Hollywood. Yet he is only the prophet... 2007 will be the year when HG Wells will live again. But will The Curate survive to that day, before the SSM kills him, and Zion...Uhm...All WOTW communities will fall...?

Actually, The Curate has been trying to log in here a couple of times, but there is a silent moderator that not even Lee knows about that has banned him and all computer he tries to log onto! The last letter was actually fake...

Mysterious Crop messages saying "The Curate Lives" and "HG will return"
has also been sited around the world.

Somehow, I dont know how, but I somehow know that the US government and the Illuminati has something to do with this. Not to mention the MIB. 8)

This is true! :)

Author:  Loz [ Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:41 pm ]
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And your next unless you denie him three times before the martian ullas in the morning. :shock:

Author:  Cylinder [ Mon May 16, 2005 11:45 am ]
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I think The Curate is trying to communicate with us. i intercepted this faint message from him this morning : “Mr. Watson, come here, I want you.”

So, there is hope.

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Mon May 16, 2005 9:34 pm ]
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:-s You could be right, last week whilst walking through my local churchyard at about 2am, I heard a voice say "They spelt my name wrong" :shock: as the speaker didn't give his name, I don't know if it was the curate or not, but I like to think it probably was :D

Author:  Loz [ Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:54 pm ]
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A friend of a friends, auntie's, uncle's mother, reckons they might have seen the Curate and Clairbear backpacking across the frozen wastes of antartica the other week.
Could this be a double sighting.

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:58 pm ]
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No, mine was posted on the 16 may, plenty of time for him to head south :)

Author:  Loz [ Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:18 pm ]
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I meant double sighting as Curate and Clairebear seen together. ](*,)

All that power has made you drunk! =P~

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:28 pm ]
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And all that banging your head against the wall has made you incoherent, but don't stop on my account :a037:

Author:  Loz [ Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:12 am ]
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oh i always use rubber walls. ](*,)

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