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Author:  oever532 [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:11 pm ]
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Here you can post the weirdest things that happened to you, a friend or relative. It may be really happened, it may be a self thought... I don't care. Jokes are also welcome.

What happened to me last evening:

I was in the local pub, talking to some friends, and suddenly a man came in, with a bloody nose, and a fierce one too! I gave him a handkerchief to stop the bleeding, and I asked:
"How did you get that bloody nose?"
What do you think what he said?
"I had to fight for it!"

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:50 pm ]
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Quote:
"I had to fight for it!"

:lol: :lol: I've heard that response before. :lol:

Author:  oever532 [ Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:43 pm ]
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Where?

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:37 pm ]
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It's an old, old joke. It normaly goes "How did you get that bloody nose?" and the answer is "I had to fight for it" I've got a feeling Spike Milligan used it in his second world war memoirs :-k

Author:  oever532 [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:50 am ]
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Anyway, I was one day in Amsterdam, and there I saw somewhere a man, lying exactly next to the sidewalk on the street! That's really strange huh? So I walked up to the man, and I said: "Hey, What are you doing there, lying on the street?" And then that guy said: "Well, I found a parking place to park the car, now my wife is actually BUYING a car!" #-o

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:25 pm ]
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:lol: :lol:

Author:  oever532 [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:16 am ]
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And later I went to the butcher's to buy a rumpsteak, but it was tough! It was so tough I could use it as a shoesole! But I haven't done that. I tried to though, but I couldn't get the nails through it! ](*,)

Author:  Loz [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:19 pm ]
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#-o

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:01 pm ]
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:shock: Oh' That is an old one. Bernard Cornwell ofter uses that one in his 'Richard Sharpe's' books. and they are set between 1799-1820. and I don't think it was original then :wink:

Author:  oever532 [ Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:09 am ]
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Here's a joke: It's green, and it doesn't weigh a thing!

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:13 pm ]
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:-k :-s [-o< :-s :-k I give up, what is it?

Author:  oever532 [ Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:00 am ]
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The answer is: LIGHT GREEN! :a037: :mrgreen:

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:08 pm ]
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:roll: Oh' God I should of seen that one coming :lol:

OK, Whats Black and White and red all over?

Author:  oever532 [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:09 am ]
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I don't know :-k A trash can covered in blood? :-s

Author:  Loz [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:35 pm ]
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May I Lonesome?

A newspaper!

Tee Hee.

Author:  oever532 [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:52 pm ]
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:lol: That was a good one! A friend of mine has some troubles though. He told me that his brother thinks he's a dog! He's been like it since he was a puppy.

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:29 pm ]
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Loz wrote:
May I Lonesome?

A newspaper!

Tee Hee.

Good try 'Loz' but that would be "read all over" It doesn't work in the written form.

The answer is 'A Sunburnt Zebra' :o

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:36 pm ]
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[concerned Brother] Doctor, doctor my sister thinks she's a chicken.

[Doctor] Would you like me to cure her?

[concerned Brother] Oh' no Doctor, we need the eggs.

Author:  oever532 [ Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:12 pm ]
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The father of my friend used to work by the Navy, to be precise, he was in the submarines, but he has been fired directly yesterday. Wanna know what he did?

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:51 pm ]
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Of course :D sorry that should be 'why what did he do' :a103:

Author:  oever532 [ Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:15 pm ]
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He was fired, because he slept with the window open!

(And you know what can cause it to a submarine :| )

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