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Post subject: Collission On Long Jump  Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:11 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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An athlete is running head down full speed down the long jump track when a female athlete casually walks across the track and causes a painful collission.
Lee
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oever532
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:14 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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OUCH! Why doesn't she look where she's going?
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:07 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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Location: Liverpool, UK
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Could be the start of a beautiful romance. 
I notice they are both blonde! 
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oever532
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:08 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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Oh, really, you think?
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:41 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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Stranger things have happened. Maybe it was sexual magnatism that brought them together! 
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oever532
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:57 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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They obviously want to FEEL love... 
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:44 pm |
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| Martian War Lord |
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She said: When I met he just bowled me over!
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:46 pm |
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:07 pm |
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| Martian War Lord |
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Its so stupid. He must bec so focused he doesn't see her. And she's away with the faries.
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Lonesome Crow
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:46 pm |
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| Martian War Lord |
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oever532
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:01 am |
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| Martian War Lord |
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I remember that thread too.
The Tempest is an advanced assault vehicle, which carries two heavy Heat-Rays and a Canister Launcher.
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Loz
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:07 am |
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Yes it came in handy for me last night when I was darning my socks.
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I bet she wasn't popular 
