Eve Of The War

A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

You're for it now

Bring it on lol

Is there a verbal battle I'm sensing here?

It's just that his girlfriend, Clair is a blonde.

She sure is.... but she is ok with blonde jokes!

..... i think....

As long as she can laugh with them. It's a bad idea to tell jokes that can hurt people, even if you're unaware of it.

The girl in the joke must be one of those Bl;ondes at the high end of the dumb scale. Most can only comunicate in grunts.