NEW GOODS AVAILABLE!

oever532 · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:12 pm

Hey guys, did you know I've become friends with a famous trader? Here's a small list of goods he has available: :a112:

A caravan with a pull-yourself-unconscious-hook
A very, very special pocket calculator
Ready-made Barbecue meat
Eternal Candles
New spieces of Flesh Eating Plants

Any questions?

Lonesome Crow · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:43 pm

Just one, what are you talking about ??????????? :-s

oever532 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:06 am

I'm actually talking about a trader. He's a very good one. Me and my friends sometimes check out his store for merchandise. (I had this from a funny radio show, where the trader is on the air there. I simply took it over, just for fun. It's a simple but complicated joke.)

Loz · **Posted:** Sat Jun 18, 2005 4:57 pm

Does he have a glass hammer,or any tartan paint ? 8-[

oever532 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:12 pm

I'll ask him for that, once I see him again. He's very hard to find, because on one moment he's in the harbor, and then an haf an hour later he's somewhere in the country. Have you seen any interesting stuff from the first post?

Lonesome Crow · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:22 am

I need a left handed screwdriver and left handed spanner.

oever532 · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2005 3:17 pm

He's very busy at the moment. Probably he's doing great business with different kinds of coffee, and there's another problem: since he's currently working abroad, I can't contact him, and I don't know when he comes back. By the way, did you know that a relative of mine used to be at the Navy, working on a submarine, but he's fired since yesterday.

eveofthewar · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:50 am

Sky hooks and skirting board ladder for me please :-k

oever532 · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:38 am

Like I said, I couldn't speak to him for almost a month. It looks like you're taking this joke almost litterally. :lol:

He's doing big business with caravans now.

Lonesome Crow · **Posted:** Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:42 pm

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He's doing big business with caravans now

What? the type with wheels or the type with camels?

oever532 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:49 am

The type with wheels of course! He has now one available, which costs about 4000 pounds, and it's entirely complete, including a pull-yourself-unconscious-hook!