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 Post subject: Don't try this at home...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:14 pm 
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Martian War Lord

Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:01 pm
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Location: UK
Don't try this at home, this is for instructional purposes only and might cause serious injury or death if used by husbands/partners not sufficiently trained in self defense.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my word! You're cooking too many at once.

TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter.

No no no! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They're going to STICK!

Careful ...CAREFUL!

I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I am driving with you in the bloody car!"


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:14 am 
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Martian War Lord

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That'll show her, I think. My mother also gets crazy when my father tells her to watch for everything... A friend of my mother had the same with her father. Wanna know what she did? She stopped the car, forced her father to get out of the car, and then she drove away. The poor man had to walk home. :( :cry: :(


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