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| Author: | eveofthewar [ Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus... |
....She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it." |
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| Author: | oever532 [ Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:44 pm ] |
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I really laughed my head off of that joke. By the way, Lee, have you already watched that German commercial I sent you? Did you like it? |
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| Author: | eveofthewar [ Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:30 pm ] |
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oever532 wrote: I really laughed my head off of that joke. By the way, Lee, have you already watched that German commercial I sent you? Did you like it?
Yes thanks mate, I had seen it before, but still made me jump lol |
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| Author: | oever532 [ Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:56 pm ] |
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Fantastic eh? I once sent it to a friend of mine. He fell asleep at the soft music, but when that zombie-like figure began to shriek, he startled with such force, that he bashed his head against the ceiling.  He was ok, though, despite of having a bad headache. He told me that when a friend of his saw it, that he almost swallowed his inflatable doll! I didn't believe him of course.  
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