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 Post subject: Ideas on how to keep a healthy level of insanity...
PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:43 am 
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Martian War Lord

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At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want chips with it.

Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".

Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the prophecy".

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing at every moment of the day. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".

When the money comes out of the cashpoint, scream "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!"

Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:05 pm 
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I've already done the last one. except I didn't say "one of you" :---


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:12 am 
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How many children did you have? One?


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:59 pm 
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:a103: Good Heavens, this thread is over two months old, I had to read through it again to see what you were talking about. try and keep up :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:42 am 
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I just couldn't think up of a good reply, and by the way, I was having it busy with many other threads... 8-[ :a037:


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