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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:29 pm 
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Martian War Lord

Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:01 pm
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A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”

The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:04 pm 
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Martian War Lord

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Maybe he needed a new piggy bank? :lol:


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