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 Post subject: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies...
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:31 pm 
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Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:01 pm
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Location: UK
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.



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PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:08 pm 
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Thanks a lot, you should have put the Disclaimer at the begining, now I'm afraid to cough. :a103:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:59 am 
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If I should have a toothache, I simply pour icecold water on the spot where the tooth resides, thus releiving my pain so I can sleep well.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:53 pm 
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If I'm awake all night with toothache I get my missus to punch my teeth out. No wait a minute I got that back to front. When I've been out all night my Missus punches my teeth out and my gums hurt like hell till morning. :cry:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:22 pm 
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I once had an inflamed tooth. You should think I suffered lots of pain, but I didn't! Despite my jaw has distended, the tooth itself was dead alreadt, so I didn't have any problems with it.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:23 pm 
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It's true. I just went to my dentist to open the what-had-to-be-a-sore tooth and it was fixed.


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