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 Post subject: Top 9 Comments Made By NBC Sports Commentators
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:13 pm 
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Martian War Lord

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . "


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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2005 12:02 am 
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:lol: You couldn't make up stuff as funny as those :P


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:15 am 
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Heh, nothing like a bit of gratuitous smut. Nice one Lee! :D


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:35 am 
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Evilnerfherder wrote:
Heh, nothing like a bit of gratuitous smut. Nice one Lee! :D


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