Eve Of The War

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, “Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail. I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.”

50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.

Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.

Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?”

The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.”

*fall down anime style*

Pink Alligator. Sounds like a 70's progressive rock band.

Yes I think they were the support band for 'Hawkwind' in 79

Very funny lonesome

I just bought the Ultimate Collection of Hawkwind. mainly for one track. High Rise. Which I love and its a different bloody version with different bloody vocalist. So I copied it and took it back.

Yes I got that one on "The Ambient Anarchists"

I like 'Motorway city'.

I like the stuff they did with Robert Calvert the best. Quark Strangness and Charm is a good one and Uncle Sams on Mars. He also wrote and sung High-Rise but the version on the collection has Dave Brock singing it and its a different recording.

Chronicals of the Black Sword was a great album, all about Elric of Melnibone. Who is Michael Moorcocks greatest creation. I've read all the Elric books.