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Author: | eveofthewar [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:31 am ] |
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never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT?!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman Enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you In the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I Told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I Was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a Tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff For a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man Enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight, either. |
Author: | Lonesome Crow [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:04 pm ] |
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Quote: Apparently I'm not having sex tonight, either.
Maybe not, but it's a good point |
Author: | craigr [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:40 pm ] |
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Wow, that's funny! Now, do I show this to the missus, or keep it to myself? |
Author: | Lonesome Crow [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:45 am ] |
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Yes of course you do. hum, maybe that's why I'm not married |
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