Eve Of The War

Rabbit walks into a pub ...
Page 1 of 1

Author:  eveofthewar [ Tue May 16, 2006 8:24 am ]
Post subject:  Rabbit walks into a pub ...

Rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of
Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie"

The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and
cheese toastie.

The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.

The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of
Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.

The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the
pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the
toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.

The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint
of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman"

The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie
and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.

The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have
been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making
more money in one week than he did all last year.

In walks the rabbit and says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese
Toastie, please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the

The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are
right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties"
The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper,
when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a
very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie"

The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it"

The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.

The barman, with a roguish smile says, "Do you think that I would let
down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it"

"Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion

The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the
toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves. NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who
has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his, calls time.

When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,
floating above the bar.

The barman says, "Who are you" to which he is answered," I am the ghost

of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house"
The barman says," I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in
every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie,
came to see you and this place was famous"

The rabbit says, "Yes I know"
The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham
and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"

The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it" The barman
said "You never came back, after that fateful night, what happened"

"I DIED", said the Rabbit.
"Bugger" said the barman," what from".
After a short pause the rabbit said...

Mixing Me Toasties!!!!

Author:  Lonesome Crow [ Tue May 16, 2006 6:58 pm ]
Post subject: 

:roll: That is definitely a groaner, not a laugher of a joke :D

Author:  Sam [ Tue May 16, 2006 8:16 pm ]
Post subject: 

Ahh, another classic crappy joke to add to my collection.

Nice one :)

Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group